What if Jezza was one of us?

"Slant6" (slant-6) 01/02/2014 at 21:45 • Filed to: None

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Like on Oppo, hiding behind an ominous user name.

N/A POWAAAHH > Slant6 01/02/2014 at 21:47

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You're going to get 5 comments saying "it's me"

Leadbull > Slant6 01/02/2014 at 21:48

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Ravey Mayvey Slurpee Surprise is James May, so I guess it's not too implausible.

Also, I'm the stig.

scoob > Slant6 01/02/2014 at 21:49

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Spiegel?

Brian Silvestro > Slant6 01/02/2014 at 21:50

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Manuél Ferrari > scoob 01/02/2014 at 21:50

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I think he'd use a female user name just to fuck with us

theloudmouth > Manuél Ferrari 01/02/2014 at 21:52

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Nahhh, it would almost for sure be "Angry Short Bloke"

Manuél Ferrari > theloudmouth 01/02/2014 at 21:53

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lol

Slant6 > Brian Silvestro 01/02/2014 at 21:54

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If we remixed this to be "what if Jezza was one of us" then it would be the official song of Oppo and people could stop posting "New Oppo Theme song" posts.

Brian Silvestro > Slant6 01/02/2014 at 21:55

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That would be golden.

JALOPNIK-IS-JEZEBEL-FOR-CARS > N/A POWAAAHH 01/02/2014 at 21:57

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*Obligatory post* It's me! :)

ChampagneChariot > Slant6 01/02/2014 at 21:59

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Hate to say it but, he wouldn't be on Oppo because we would've banned him for an offensive remark. Sorry JC I love you but...

N/A POWAAAHH > JALOPNIK-IS-JEZEBEL-FOR-CARS 01/02/2014 at 22:01

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Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Leadbull 01/02/2014 at 22:03

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JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Brian Silvestro 01/02/2014 at 22:03

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Hard to watch that video... the face closeups... the noserings...

THOMAS5 > Slant6 01/02/2014 at 22:04

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It's skaycog

Brian Silvestro > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 01/02/2014 at 22:06

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I just clicked the first search result, it's a really odd video for sure. The message is clear, however.

Vandelay Industries > Slant6 01/03/2014 at 00:00

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You caught mean

aquila121 > Brian Silvestro 01/03/2014 at 23:46

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Somebody could rock that dog meme saying, "So 90's" "much angst" "Such fourth wall" "half-grunge" etc.

aquila121 > THOMAS5 01/03/2014 at 23:50

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This does lend credence to your hypothesis...

aquila121 > theloudmouth 01/03/2014 at 23:50

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I thought that was Hammond.